ask-disturbed-ponies:

Ever been so mad, you just sit there all like..

ask-disturbed-ponies:

Ever been so mad, you just sit there all like..

senorpacman:

senorpacman:

I’ve had kik for more than 12 hours and I haven’t gotten a siNGLE BOOB. THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE. WHAT IS THE INTERNET FOR NOWADAYS IF YOU CAN’T FIND A BOOB IN THE WILD. GOOD BYE WORLD

the amount of people who sent me pictures of drake and josh is insane

galactic-kat:

wasarahbi:

emes:

leeantsypantsy:

all-aboutqoqo:



“We dressed up as the book Madeline, with six people dressed up as her and me as Ms. Clavel, their teacher. One of the Madelines, however, was the truly special one…the one with the beard, that is. Our experience was hysterical—I’d walk all the girls (and one guy) down the street in two straight lines. Guys would be walking the other way, whistling or hollering at all the pretty ladies. Then, as they got to the back of the line, they’d see my friend Brennan, then they’d see me, and I could tell that they were suddenly wondering if ALL the Madelines were men.”




the last sentence

lmao what

There will never be a time when I don’t reblog this because it is my fave.

galactic-kat:

wasarahbi:

emes:

leeantsypantsy:

all-aboutqoqo:

“We dressed up as the book Madeline, with six people dressed up as her and me as Ms. Clavel, their teacher. One of the Madelines, however, was the truly special one…the one with the beard, that is. Our experience was hysterical—I’d walk all the girls (and one guy) down the street in two straight lines. Guys would be walking the other way, whistling or hollering at all the pretty ladies. Then, as they got to the back of the line, they’d see my friend Brennan, then they’d see me, and I could tell that they were suddenly wondering if ALL the Madelines were men.”

the last sentence

lmao what

There will never be a time when I don’t reblog this because it is my fave.

(via alenallama)

danisnotonfire:

so i made myself a website when i was 12 and IT’S STILL ON THE INTERNET

new video tumblr! pls reblog this and as always to say ty for your support i shall stalk a bunch of your blogs! thank you and i hope you enjoy ~

foodishouldnoteat:

boozybakerr:

Champagne Jello Shots

if you love food follow my blog!

foodishouldnoteat:

boozybakerr:

Champagne Jello Shots

if you love food follow my blog!

foodishouldnoteat:

confectionerybliss:

Chocolate And Coffee Mousse | Playful Cooking

if you love food follow my blog!

foodishouldnoteat:

confectionerybliss:

Chocolate And Coffee Mousse | Playful Cooking

if you love food follow my blog!

saphire-dance:

I Reblogged That For You: A Story of Internet Friendship

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

  • high school teacher: yeah i have a 4 year degree so you can call me Mr. Whatshisname and if you call me Frank that's disrespectful I'll give you detention for a week
  • college professor: hi i've got my Ph.D., i spent 10 years doing research, i have 7 patents and 26 published papers, and i was nationally recognized for my work. but you can call me Kim if you want.

afro-dominicano:

southern accents on white people scare me, I feel like I’m one word away from being murdered

(via barebackinq)

I am trying to see things in perspective. My dog wants a bite of my peanut butter chocolate chip bagel. I know she cannot have this, because chocolate makes dogs very sick. My dog does not understand this. She pouts and wraps herself around my leg like a scarf and purrs and tries to convince me to give her just a tiny bit. When I do not give in, she eventually gives up and lays in the corner, under the piano, drooping and sad. I hope the universe has my best interest in mind like I have my dog’s. When I want something with my whole being, and the universe withholds it from me, I hope the universe thinks to herself: "Silly girl. She thinks this is what she wants, but she does not understand how it will hurt. — THEORIES ABOUT THE UNIVERSE by Blythe Baird (via shroomfairy)

(via heliolisk)

sjont:

professionaldaydreamer2:

Coping strategy for when you are trapped in conversations with obnoxious people:

1. Pick a spot nearby, around eye level, preferably a small object. That is now the camera.
2. When they say something you just cannot stand, look directly into the camera like you’re on The Office
3. Repeat as often as needed

Already do this

(via fromthesunrise)